No one gives us the right. We take it

pumpkin-bread:

dandthegods:

shit-tua-probably-didnt-say:

finnglas:

coffee-or-hot-cocoa:

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Hoping this post can bring some light back into my life

Good luck to all

This one may work. Even if it doesn’t, may it give you that extra boost of confidence to pursue good things.

pukicho:

perkah0lic:

pukicho:

glasstrashreblogs:

pukicho:

local-bastardarised-milk:

pukicho:

I can’t believe they made New York the new USA capital and no one fucking realized

WHAT

Yeah it’s true

You tagged this as gaslighting

That’s not true

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New York doesn’t exist

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

swan2swan:

kraznyoktyabr:

imthegirlwhowaited:

pleasetrysomethingelse:

cashonlydreams:

robotlyra:

daco-broman:

ghazal67:

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

That reveal though

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Originally posted by pizzabills

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Originally posted by tampire

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

That is a Steller’s sea lion. Adult males can get up to 2500 pounds. Big suckers. Only things larger in the pinniped family are walruses and elephant seals.

They can also hold their breath for 20 minutes so he probably wasn’t too stressed from being caught in the net.

They tend to follow fishing boats and steal fish from the nets, as well as eat the bycatch that’s thrown overboard, because it’s less effort. This guy probably was trying to steal fish just at exactly the wrong time.

Men: *spraying the hose*

HIM: 

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technicallynotdeadyet:

apelcini:

third-nature:

guerrillatech:

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🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

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ik we were on a boycott buuut

LETS DO IT

everythingfox:

What sheep get up to when no one’s around

(via)

mihai-florescu:

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Everyone say thank you lil nas x

peitalo:

i love thinking about sea creatures they are just swimming right now…. maybe even crawling or floating they’re just out there in water. love wins

carly-rae-transbians:

carly-rae-transbians:

Y’all know that like…. being fat isn’t bad right

Like, most human bodies have adapted in such a way that it’s easy to gain fat and muscle and harder to lose them. Especially fat. It’s easy to gain fat bc your body needs it and we live in a calorie-rich time. Fat =/= bad, and I’m so so so tired of our entire society acting like it does. 

augustdementhe:

stultiloquentia:

slushyseals:

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

Oh my GAWD. XD

Asshole seal laughter = chirpy, bubbly sounds like running a tap over marbles. 

seelenity:

2006barbie-deactivated20210102:

this is exactly the sort of information we the public needed to know 🥺

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not letting you hide this in the tags

liquidlyrium:

frostygrimbee:

jaubaius:

A friendly lizard

Asian water monitors, when properly socialized, are puppy dog tame, like this and yes, climbing is very normal for them. This looks like a black dragon monitor.

@sungmee